My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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