Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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