just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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