Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
