Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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