check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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