Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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