Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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