dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we're making bets on your personal life
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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