his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just gift wrapped bread.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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