I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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