im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
