is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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