Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
foreskin is a definite game changer
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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