God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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