so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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