Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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