Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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