I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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