SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
