Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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