In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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