I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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