I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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