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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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