let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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