just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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