My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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