I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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