you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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