He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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