Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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