Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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