dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I need moral support for this bender
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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