people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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