just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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