I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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