Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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