You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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