Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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