Someone shit on the floor
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
