well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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