i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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