Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
is it fun? or sober?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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