Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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