You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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