i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dear god my vagina.
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