i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
