Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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