is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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