yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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