you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
pray to the hookup gods
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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